
Some people just radiate dignity.
To buy: Pet bow tie, from $5.91 at petkaboodle.com

It’s a soft ‘t’ in ‘ferret’ also.
To buy: Ferret beret, $2.80 at ferret.com

One of the few things better than a pig in a blanket is a pig in a hoodie.
To buy: Pig hoodie, $27.95 at piggear.com

—Take this back and tell the chef he’s an ass!
—Actually, he’s a thoroughbred, sir.
To buy: Gourmet chef horse outfit, $140 at thehorsetailor.com

Hey, Funky Bunch! Can we just stop with all the terrible 1990s throwbacks already?
To buy: Dog overalls, $18 at amazon.com

The sweater’s great, but is the hat too 'country-mouse'?
To buy: Rat sweater, $12; Rat hat, $3.87 at theagilerat.com

Polly does not want a cracker, Polly wants a silver-tipped cane and top hat.
To buy: Parrot tuxedo with tails FlightSuit, from $26.99 at flightquarters.com

The memoirs of this geisha read: “Ate mail, took nap, peed in slippers, chased cat. Was good day.”
To buy: Dog kimono in ‘Plum Blossom’, from $61 at gramercypet.com

PETA goes crazy if you even hint at playing golf with a guinea pig. They just don’t get it.
To buy: Guinea pig golfer costume, $25 at thecavycottage.com

Ferrets get a bad rap, but pop a pink roll-neck on one and it basically transforms her into the Zooey Deschanel of the pet world.
To buy: Ferret sweater, $11.06 at amazon.com

Where else does a hamster keep her phone, her make-up and her sesame seeds?
To buy: Hamster back pack, $1.50 at freewebs.com

Will hipsters ever ditch their dumb haircuts and plaid shirts?
To buy: Plaid shirt for dogs, 14.90 at etsy.com

The poncho isn’t available, which is a shame because it really ties the look together.
To buy: Goose sombrero, $3.95 at theagilerat.com

Henrietta’s favorite designer has always been Eggsy Johnson.
To buy: Chicken tutu, from $12 at etsy.com

To update his look, Guinea Ray Cyrus cut off his mullet, but kept the cowboy hat.
To buy: Guinea pig cowboy hat, $3.99 at theagilerat.com

There’s a fine line between “individual” and “loner.”
To buy: Knit hat for dogs, $12.50 at etsy.com

Ironically, the cat looks deflated.
To buy: Inflatable unicorn horn for cats, $4.95 at ebay.com

You can spot an undercover narc a mile away.
To buy: Biker dog costume, $29.96 at amazon.com

When kitty said he was into Deadmau5 he meant an actual dead mouse.
To buy: Rabbit hat for cats, $18 at etsy.com

This guy has been to Burning Ferret like six times, but now it’s starting to get too commercialized.
To buy: Ferret tassle cap, $2.97 at ferret.com
Will Morley is a contributing writer on iVillage. Follow him on Google+.
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