I’m all about developments in technology that make me a better person. It’s my lifelong dream to wake up a superhuman. I never wanted to be a substandard commoner of the human race. With the amount of time I put into working out my super BODY and filling my body with RADIATION, I someday will be that super human persona I dream to be. That is why I am constantly on the look out for recent innovations in technology that will get one step closer to giving me that competitive edge against my competition.
In the 80's, I discovered a shoe with pump that was supposed to make me jump higher. Somehow, I couldn’t find the perfect style that aided me in looking COOL.
In the 90's I thought that wearing the pants of my favorite MAGICIAN would also help me perform real magic. It’s not until my MOM started wearing them did I get any attention. She saved money by buying 2 for 1 and gave the extra pair to me.
Just a few years ago, a neat little BRACELET was invented that used some biological magic to align the ions in your body or something like that. Instead of wearing just one of those bracelets, I wore them up to my shoulders. The only people that accepted me though were folks in the NIGHTCLUB SCENE.
I wonder if the new Spy Glasses will help me any.
SPY’s Happy Lens™ lets in the sun’s good rays that promote balance in the body—fostering a positive uplift in mood and alertness—while simultaneously blocking the bad rays. (This is about feeling better.) As an added bonus, it’s also a polarized and color contrast-enhancing lens, giving you the best visual experience possible. (This is about seeing better.)
Available only from your friends at SPY, the Happy Lens™ will be offered in your favorite styles along with several new frames so everyone can look better, see better and feel better. Whether you dig vintage-inspired frames or classic wraps, you’ll be happy when any of these Happy Lens™ sunglasses are riding on your face.
If you’re eyes are ready to smile too, you can now find the Happy Lens™ at your local SPY dealer at www.spyoptic.com/dealers.
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